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View Poll Results: this is a poll for part A of question 1
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whats a blowjob? 5 26.32%
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Default quick question - 05-03-2007, 06:50 AM

this is actually a two part question

a) have you ever accidently kissed a girl after a blowjob?

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b) Is this the closest one would come to sucking their own dick?





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Default 05-03-2007, 06:56 AM

Yes, but I'm a dirty fekker so don't really care, kissed her after doing same ot her too, worse things happen at sea.
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 07:03 AM

what if you blew your load in her mouth?
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 07:09 AM

Uugh if she finishes not hungry anymore I kiss with no tongue. If not just wait a little bit and doesn't matter to me really.
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 08:34 AM

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what if you blew your load in her mouth?
She swallows, but I believe it was an hour later or so, maybe less, now when I sneeze tadpoles come out my nose. ed:
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 08:59 AM

LO FUCKING L
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 09:30 AM

After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 11:43 AM

I don't do it on accident.


  
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Default 05-03-2007, 11:52 AM

[quote="TGB!":35372]After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .[/quote:35372]

well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question


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Default 05-03-2007, 03:43 PM

[quote=Nyck]
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After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .
well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question[/quote:1245a]
i get it

another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?


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Default 05-03-2007, 04:42 PM

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After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .
well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question
i get it

another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?[/quote:77536]

lol fuck that is the official question 2A in this exam
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 05:06 PM

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After a blowjob. . .sure - after shes been loaded up. . .uhm - maybe. . .but then i prefer to pop a load in the ass anyway. . .
well guys only have so many orifices so vag is out of the question[/quote:57d8f]

Yea, I fuck dudes because I'm not as adventurous as you - but the first time I get an inkling to bang a woolly-mammoth - ill give you and your ma'm a call.

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[quote:57d8f]another one to ponder on: have you ever dined on finger food after a vigorous fisting session?[/quote:57d8f]

Depends on where the fist came from. . .the vagina - sure - one of the easiest ways to show you have "trust" for the female. . .and the rewards are worth it
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 05:20 PM

lol tgb

what if you fisted her ass?
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 05:31 PM

can i hav sum more brown sauce pls?!
  
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Default 05-03-2007, 06:49 PM

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lol tgb

what if you fisted her ass?
Doesn't have to necessarily be a deal breaker. . .however generally when I've popped a finger or two in the missus ass, I instinctively wipe my hand on the linens. . .even if no Pudding pops out. . .which it never has - just saying. . .I mean if I realistically expect to get a BJ after anal, I cant be all high and mighty and treat the ass like some foreign object when I'm not. . .

Which leads to another tip - Analingus mixed with cunnilingus is a sure fire way to get Freak Certified™ and ensures that you'll get no static when you request the hard stuff from the missus. . .no chick has a comeback for "But I licked your asshole - ". . . beer:
  
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