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Default Another failed attempt to meet Bucknub - 07-04-2007, 04:23 PM

I spent the day in Toronto today, I was nice to drive through the city. I need to go there again but spend more time looking at shit.

Well I was coming home and decided to visit Bucknub at work. I get to A&P and head back to the bakery section and don't see him, so I asked this lady back there
annoy: - Lady
cry: - me

cry: - Hello, I was wondering if I could talk to Chris, he works in the bakery department.
annoy: - Chris? (I could tell she is trying to get a last name from me)
cry: - Chris, he works in the bakery department.
annoy: - Oh, Chris (last name) I don't know if he is back there, let me check
annoy: - (she comes back) He's working the 7-11 shift this week.
cry: - I'm from out of town, is there any way you could give me his phone number.
annoy: - its against company policies to give you that information, he might be at home you should try there. (Like I know where he lives *or do I?* biggrin: ) I don't know where you live Buck, but if I did I would have went there

I was going to ask her to leave you a message. "Tell him that my test results came back positive, and he should get himself checked out." But you never know, you could get fire or something so I just left happy:

So I left cry:
Shit man, you work weird hours. I have 3 weeks off I will find you during one of those weeks biggrin:
  
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Default 07-04-2007, 04:25 PM

shoulda left the message.



  
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Default 07-04-2007, 04:46 PM

LMFAO

damn dude, im USUALLY working mornings, but not always, so if there is a day you come by and im not working that morning, dont yell at me!!

so was it this big blonde woman you spoke to?

because she would laugh her dick off you told her that poz my neg hole shit. I wouldnt get fired. that would be funny as shit the next time i come in and they tell me that. expecially that it came from you.
  
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Default 07-04-2007, 05:43 PM

bucknub is actually a tuna sandwich.


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Default 07-04-2007, 09:00 PM

Don't eat his mansau.. er cream buns. ed:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-06-2007, 05:22 PM

Mackay Plaza

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Whats not to understand?


  
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