Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page you on internet? me choppy choppy
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
you on internet? me choppy choppy
Old
  (#1)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default you on internet? me choppy choppy - 09-08-2007, 03:31 PM

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_ ... 330231W100





[quote:da6e8]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

Jiang Ming of Chengdu city promised his wife, He Ling, that he would not go on the Internet anymore and would spend more time at home to take care of their newborn son.

But after a short time he started to sneak into nearby Internet cafes again to have video chats with girls.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."

In court, the husband pleaded with the judge to release his wife, since he was to blame for breaking his promise.

The court has adjourned and will announce its verdict on another date, reports Chongqing Evening News. - Ananova.com
[/quote:da6e8]



ed:

Find it a bit hard to believe there was no pain, just a sudden numbness.




Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
dr nein is Offline
Sergeant
 
Posts: 1,473
Join Date: Jan 2004
   
Default 09-08-2007, 06:06 PM

He sounds a bit detached from reality as demonstrated by pleading to have his wife released, so perhaps that's why he felt nothing.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 09-08-2007, 07:47 PM

calmdown:



  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Sniper101 is Offline
Staff Sergeant
 
Posts: 1,505
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Good Ol' Nor'east
  Send a message via AIM to Sniper101  
Default 09-08-2007, 11:27 PM

preoccupation + natural shock = "numbness"


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
Simo Häyhä is Offline
Colonel
 
Simo Häyhä's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
  Send a message via AIM to Simo Häyhä  
Default 09-09-2007, 05:43 AM

What is it with the Chinese and the internet? Fuck I swear thats the leading cause of death in that country.


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
Reply With Quote
Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy
Old
  (#6)
Eight Ace is Offline
Major
 
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
   
Default Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy - 09-09-2007, 04:24 PM

[quote:cc425]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."[/quote:cc425]
i'm using this scenario as the basis for a short story i'm currently working on.
  
Reply With Quote
Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy
Old
  (#7)
Forte is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Forte's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,932
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nashville
  Send a message via AIM to Forte  
Default Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy - 09-09-2007, 04:27 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":9260d][quote:9260d]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."[/quote:9260d]
i'm using this scenario as the basis for a short story i'm currently working on.[/quote:9260d]
I c wut u did thar.


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Pyro is Offline
Chief of Staff General
 
Pyro's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
  Send a message via AIM to Pyro Send a message via MSN to Pyro  
Default 09-09-2007, 06:40 PM

wow im surprized he wanted his wife out...id of fucking let her rot...and then when she got out if of killed her...

though he was int he internet for a bad reason...but like...i can't even call it cheating...but whatever just chatting with girls is not worth your hand.


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
gtboys34 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
gtboys34's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
  Send a message via MSN to gtboys34  
Default 09-09-2007, 07:54 PM

lol @ thread title
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
Simo Häyhä is Offline
Colonel
 
Simo Häyhä's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
  Send a message via AIM to Simo Häyhä  
Default 09-09-2007, 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
wow im surprized he wanted his wife out...id of fucking let her rot...and then when she got out if of killed her...

though he was int he internet for a bad reason...but like...i can't even call it cheating...but whatever just chatting with girls is not worth your hand.
[img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniF.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniU.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniC.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniK.gif[/img]
[img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniY.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniO.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniU.gif[/img]
[img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniP.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniY.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniR.gif[/img][img]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/Chancellor_/th_aniO.gif[/img]


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 09-11-2007, 02:01 AM

ROFL SIMO


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
Simo Häyhä is Offline
Colonel
 
Simo Häyhä's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
  Send a message via AIM to Simo Häyhä  
Default 09-11-2007, 02:57 PM

'bout time someone fucking noticed my work


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#13)
ninty is Offline
Major General
 
ninty's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
   
Default 09-11-2007, 03:45 PM

lol simo how long it take you to piece together that gem?
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
Simo Häyhä is Offline
Colonel
 
Simo Häyhä's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
  Send a message via AIM to Simo Häyhä  
Default 09-11-2007, 09:23 PM

way too fucking long..you all are welcomed to use it when pyro posts...because hes more than likely apt to say something ignorant/stupid.


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
Pyro is Offline
Chief of Staff General
 
Pyro's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
  Send a message via AIM to Pyro Send a message via MSN to Pyro  
Default 09-12-2007, 03:04 PM

i don't see how it is ignorant to say that talking to girls online deserves the penalty of having your hand cut off...

dude seems like he deserves it though as he seems to think it is his fault...it is like saying you're going to quit having sex for a month...don't go through with it cuz of your urges...and then cut off your dick as punishment.


  
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.