you on internet? me choppy choppy

geRV · **you on internet? me choppy choppy -** 09-08-2007, 03:31 PM

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_ ... 330231W100

[quote:da6e8]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

Jiang Ming of Chengdu city promised his wife, He Ling, that he would not go on the Internet anymore and would spend more time at home to take care of their newborn son.

But after a short time he started to sneak into nearby Internet cafes again to have video chats with girls.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."

In court, the husband pleaded with the judge to release his wife, since he was to blame for breaking his promise.

The court has adjourned and will announce its verdict on another date, reports Chongqing Evening News. - Ananova.com
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Find it a bit hard to believe there was no pain, just a sudden numbness.

dr nein · 09-08-2007, 06:06 PM

He sounds a bit detached from reality as demonstrated by pleading to have his wife released, so perhaps that's why he felt nothing.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 09-08-2007, 07:47 PM

calmdown:

Sniper101 · 09-08-2007, 11:27 PM

preoccupation + natural shock = "numbness"

Simo Häyhä · 09-09-2007, 05:43 AM

What is it with the Chinese and the internet? Fuck I swear thats the leading cause of death in that country.

Eight Ace · **Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy -** 09-09-2007, 04:24 PM

[quote:cc425]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."[/quote:cc425]
i'm using this scenario as the basis for a short story i'm currently working on.

Forte · **Re: you on internet? me choppy choppy -** 09-09-2007, 04:27 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":9260d][quote:9260d]A Chinese wife has cut her husband's right hand off because of his Internet addiction.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."[/quote:9260d]
i'm using this scenario as the basis for a short story i'm currently working on.[/quote:9260d]
I c wut u did thar.

Pyro · 09-09-2007, 06:40 PM

wow im surprized he wanted his wife out...id of fucking let her rot...and then when she got out if of killed her...

though he was int he internet for a bad reason...but like...i can't even call it cheating...but whatever just chatting with girls is not worth your hand.

gtboys34 · 09-09-2007, 07:54 PM

lol @ thread title

Simo Häyhä · 09-09-2007, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

wow im surprized he wanted his wife out...id of fucking let her rot...and then when she got out if of killed her...

though he was int he internet for a bad reason...but like...i can't even call it cheating...but whatever just chatting with girls is not worth your hand.

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Nyck · 09-11-2007, 02:01 AM

ROFL SIMO

Simo Häyhä · 09-11-2007, 02:57 PM

'bout time someone fucking noticed my work

ninty · 09-11-2007, 03:45 PM

lol simo how long it take you to piece together that gem?

Simo Häyhä · 09-11-2007, 09:23 PM

way too fucking long..you all are welcomed to use it when pyro posts...because hes more than likely apt to say something ignorant/stupid.

Pyro · 09-12-2007, 03:04 PM

i don't see how it is ignorant to say that talking to girls online deserves the penalty of having your hand cut off...

dude seems like he deserves it though as he seems to think it is his fault...it is like saying you're going to quit having sex for a month...don't go through with it cuz of your urges...and then cut off your dick as punishment.