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Default Rap lovers will love this - 03-16-2008, 10:19 AM
There i am, in the bathroom of Red Lobster when all of a sudden, in comes 50 cent and a few of his "boyz". A man (me) can't even take a leak in peace!
He was there in the restaurant with about a dozen people so it was comforting to know i wasn't the only one armed!

Anyway, i made it a point to sit as far away as possible from him and his posse', just incase there was a hit out for him at that particular time. Him leaving the restaurant was a scene....3 blacked out SUV's and a chase car. I was laughing.

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lol you should have shot him in the face
  
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If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
  
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Default 03-16-2008, 03:29 PM
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If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-16-2008, 05:49 PM
I would have just stared at him to see if he would act like an entertainer or a black man.
  
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If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
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Default 03-16-2008, 10:46 PM
did he order chicken of the sea? buh dum cha

i bet he was bustin shells left and right! buh dum cha
  
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Default 03-17-2008, 02:16 AM
i know you peeked @ his dick while pissing. lol

um, no cameras or nothing or people asking for autographs inside the restaurant?
  
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Default 03-17-2008, 07:26 PM
what kind of multi-millionaire eats at Red Lobster?
  
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what kind of multi-millionaire eats at Red Lobster?
He didn't just got ANY meal...he bought the Ultimate Feast son! haha
  
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Default 03-17-2008, 08:21 PM
if i saw 50 Cent, i'd ask him 21 questions, and they all about us.
  
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Default 03-17-2008, 11:34 PM
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i know you peeked @ his dick while pissing. lol

um, no cameras or nothing or people asking for autographs inside the restaurant?
No, he was probably trying to get a look at a big white cock !!

Only one black woman and her 6yr old kid bothered to get a pic.

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Default 03-18-2008, 11:26 AM
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Anyway, i made it a point to sit as far away as possible from him and his posse', just incase there was a hit out for him at that particular time.
what the fuck?

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No, he was probably trying to get a look at a big white cock !!
what the fuck?
  
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Default 03-18-2008, 02:23 PM
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wigger
Still jealous I see

so liking a song by 50 cent makes any white kid a wigger?

white on white racism is worse than black on black violence these days

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Still jealous I see

so liking a song by 50 cent makes any white kid a wigger?

white on white racism is worse than black on black violence these days

you are bringing down our people

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