[Recycled Spooge]

So gents, you say I goof off, so tell me some intelligent advice on being the best mod that I can be.

Note:
1. I cannot edit everyone's posts or delete them if they seem rude or obscene.
2. I don't close topics just because there's a sware word in them.
3. I close topics that are dedicated to offending or destroying the self esteem of other posters.
4. I don't close threads if they have liberal views in them.
5. I don't close threads if they have conservative views in them.
6. I do not have the ability t ban people, sadly.
7. I don't close political arguments because they actually teach people something. They teach to think, and rethink. They teach about politics. The most intelligent people usually post on those threads, or so it seems.

And some people here are sometimes to dumb to notice puns, or ironies in other people's posts, and they get offended; mostly in Special Ed's threads. Surprise, surprise...

So what do you want me to do? I'm all ears, and open to suggestions. I better hear some great-ass advice here by 15:00; when I'll be back.

Cheers!

Last of all: if you really don't like my modding, note my sig.