[ninty]

If you want some amusement read on.

If you're against alcohol abuse, don't read.

If your lazy and think your time is valuable, don't read.

It all started when my buddy phoned me and said tehy were coming to pick me up to go drink. OK nothing wrong with that. We go buy some brews and 2 of my friends buy a bottle of JD to finish themselves. One of my friends is pretty big and can hold his own, but my other friend isn't so big. He drinks A LOT, but he is still pretty small. So anyway, they finish off the bottle between the two of them and my smaller friend is already totally sloshed. They probably finished off the bottle in 45minutes. I had 5 beers in me so I was pretty good too. We went to the bar, which was not a good idea, because right when we got in the bouncer comes up to us and says "Hes tanked. If I see him bump into anyone else hese gone" So that wasn't a good sign. Probably 30 minutes later my friend was like almost passed out. I was holding him up against a wall and my other buddy went to get him a glass of water. So the guy who i'm holding up begins to puke on my shirt. Well thats great. How the fuck do you get puke stains out of a white shirt? Anyway I brought him to the bathroom where he puked for 10 minutes. We came out and there was another bouncer who threw us out. So here we are me and him outside and my two other buddies inside. I had to do something with my friend so we got in a cab and I took him home. His mom was up and asked me how he was. I told her that he just needed a glass of water. (Yeah right). She came outside with me and he was passedout on the floor. She got really pissed off at him. She dragged him inside and pretty much slammed thedoor on me. I could hear her talking about him going to an AA meeting or something, but thats usual. Then once i'm on my own I realize I left my jacket at the bar, the cab left, and i ahev no real way of getting there. So what do you do in a situation like that? Run back to the bar. It was probably a good 4 or 5 kilometers back. Hey, at least I ssaved myself some cash from a cab ride. I got back to the bar got my friend to go inside and grab my jacket and then we took a cab home. I spent like $100 last night and I on'y bought 4 drinks at the bar wich is 20 Bucks. Where the other 80 went i do not know.

Anyway, moral of the story is: always drive even when your drunk....actually no thats not a good idea. The moral is don't let your friends get way too drunk. It screws everything up. And don't run 4 kilmoeters back to the bar when you forget your jacket. And don't let your friends puke on your white shirt.

So yeah, that was my night. If you read all that, wow how long did it take you?