[ninty]

If you don't know what part of the world an Albertan lives in or the culture of sorts, you porbably won't get this. Anyway, most Canadians will. I'm sure pyro will like this.

>> > Subject: 30 things an Alberta boy would NEVER say
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>> > Thirty Things an Alberta Boy Would Never Say
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>> > > >30. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.
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>> > > >29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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>> > > >28. Duct tape won't fix that.
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>> > > >27. Come to think of it, screw Pilsner, I'll have a Heineken.
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>> > > >26. We don't keep loaded firearms in this house.
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>> > > >25. You can't feed that to the dog.
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>> > > >24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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>> > > >23. Wrestling's fake.
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>> > > >22. We're vegetarians.
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>> > > >21. Do you think my gut is too big?
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>> > > >20. I'll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak & potatoes.
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>> > > >19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
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>> > > >18. Who gives a damn who won the Grey Cup?
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>> > > >17. I'm voting Liberal this year.
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>> > > >16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
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>> > > >15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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>> > > >14. Trim the fat off that steak.
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>> > > >13. Way to go Jean! Sign that Kyoto agreement now!
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>> > > >12. The tires on that truck are too big.
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>> > > >11. I've got it all backed up on the C: drive.
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>> > > >10. I'm gonna buy a Ford Aerostar instead of that Dodge Diesel
>> > >4x4.
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>> > > >9. My fiancée, Rose, is registered at Tiffany's.
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>> > > >8. I've got two cases of Perrier for the Stanley Cup.
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>> > > >7. Checkmate.
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>> > > >6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
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>> > > >5. Hey, here's an episode of "The Dukes of Hazard" that we haven't
>> > > >seen!
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>> > > >4. I don't really have a favourite CFL team.
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>> > > >3. Peace.
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>> > > >
>> > > >2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Margaret.
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>> > > >
>> > > >AND NUMBER ONE....
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>> > > >1. Let's hire the gay guy!