[Airborne Butters]

Whilst in my adventures of washing dishes today, I see we have a new waitress. She looks young, about 18-23 and had a good body, but and 'ok' face. She was wearing some sort of capri pants that showed her ankle and she had just shoes and no socks on. I moderatly glanced over and saw a sorta of black bunchness around her ankle bone. I wasn't sure but I thought it was hair? Needing to find the answer I "dropped" a cup around the ground and began my investigation. Sure as hell that was hair. Now it wasn't regular stubbley-I-haven't-shaved-in-a-few-days hair...this was was I-don't-know-what-the-hell-a-razor is hair. I mean I was like "WTF?!" Thinking she might be foreign or of some nationality I asked around and found out she was a regular old white folk Floridian. Perplexed by what I found I ventured to the soda tap to get somtin to drink. The same girl was lifting boxes above her head to put up on a storage shelf when all of a sudden, I saw 'it'. There they were, broad as daylight! Two hairy ass armpits! eek: I was petrified....I mean you could braid these godamn things! I aborted the soda tap and went back into the kitchen, shocked at what I'd seen. As the night went on, more eyewitnesses, or co-workers as I call em, came foward with their accounts. Apparently this girl doesn't eat meat,milk, or anything else that comes from an animal, including Jello! I found out that they make the geliton from pig hoves or some shit....


What are your guys' thoughts on hippies, or 'vegiterians' as their now called? I really want to rid the world of these scum. I found out in highschool, exaclty what caliber these people are. While eating a burger at school, a girl knocked the burger out of my hand telling me I was disgusting for eating an animal? I can't stand these fuckers...