[Zoner]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

MANILA, Philippines (AP) -- Four members of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception -- and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests, police have said.

At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.
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Unbe-fucking-lieveable. oOo:

All that for touching the bride's ASS by accident?? Sweet jeezus...