Ooook - So I decided that I had some disposable income and want to upgrade my computer. However the cost of upgrading it, I could get ANOTHER computer and network one to another.

I've tried doing this before but feel flat on my ass. I'm not looking for some advanced user shit, I just want to connect the old computer to the new computer (which will be faster and more efficient, although I AM gonna have to reinstall fucking WINDOWS XP - ), and use one monitor since I really am only going to access information off the other computer, or run servers and shit. Sooooo -

How the fuck do I do this?