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Sry if this isnt in the right board cause well im retarded
I was wondering if there is like a php tutorial for dummies out there or something cause i dont know shit about it and i need to make one. i aint paying nobody! i would like this very much so. i want php not any of those other crap ass forums. If somebody already posted this im sry for not looking for it but im to lazy so if there already is a thread like this leave the link and ill find my way. Thx in advanced.