[Punk_Bitch]

Just a little joke I heard from a buddy of mine. Hope you like it.


There was a hunter out looking for bears in the forest. He heads out with his trusty crossbow. He hides in some bushes and spots a bear. He stands up, fires and quickly ducks. He gets up to see where the bear is, and it was gone. All the sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and it's the bear. The bears says to him "you shouldn't have done that. You have two options, 1) I can maul you, or 2) bend over and take it up the behind." Not wanting to be killed he took option 2. Now he is pissed. He goes back to his tent and grabs a shotty. Runs back to the brush, sees the bear, shoots and ducks. He looks up, and the bear is gone. He feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns, and its the bear. He says you shouldn't have done that, you know your options....he takes #2) again. Now he's beyond pissed. He goes to the tent and grabs a rocket launcher. Runs to the brushes, sees the bear, fires and ducks. The explosion and smoke clear, and the bear is no where to be found. He feels a tap again on his shoulder. He turns and its the bear. The bear says to him "Your not here for the hunting are you?"