FINAL DESTINATION 2 IS THE BOMB... -
02-01-2003, 03:36 AM
And I mean, it stinks - to high mother fucking heaven.
My god - but does this movie blow. It...it is laughable how fucking bad it is.
Remember the first one, all those weird ass ways people day, how it was cool and interesting. Well this one is just one after another with a bunch of white folk (you poor caucassians), and one black man getting it hardcore style.
The thing is, these deaths and circumstances are just beyond coincidental - they are just implausible. In one scene, a woman is supposed to give birth to upset deaths plan (uhhh....right), so she almost crashes into the van carrying the survivors of a COOL pileup scene (the only good scene in the fucking movie - other than the end...LOL), and they careen off into a farm land where a bunch of fucking metal rods almost impale them. Ok so they all survive but the black man has a punctured lung. Gotta get him to a hospital. Of course the news comes, and one of the vans hits a rock and its tank leaks. So, this bitch is trapped in the front underneath a log right, and she needs to get out - so the rescuers grab the jaws of life and try to free here, but one of them hits the car to hard and...poof, airbag hits slamming the womans head back into the rod. WHY she has her head directly in front of the rod is beyond me after having seen the shit they have all been through (one woman is decapitated by an elevator - yea....really). So more white people scream, but remember that news van, well it explodes sending..."something" into the air at one of the survivors and he is decapitated by the shrapnel. Right.
And this movie is one pileup after another.
Bottom line...the first movie was fresh - and also cool since NOONE got out alive appearantly - this one is just awful.
Nevermind the whole psychic bullshit.
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