[Drew]

I speak some French, and the love of my life was French, but here goes:

http://www.brokennewz.com/worldnews/surrender.asp

How many French does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, it's never been tried.

Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
So the Germans could march in the shade.

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
2. Racism is socially acceptable
3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next
5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
6. The FLQ
7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
9. NON-smokers are the outcasts
10. You can blame all your problems on the ''Anglo bastards''