politically correct terminology -
06-02-2004, 11:58 PM
something to hopefully lighten the mood around here:
Aesthetically challenged - ugly
Amphibian american - frog
Anal-cranially inverted - butthead
Aquatically challenged - drowning
Biologically challenged - dead
Blubber lovers - whaler
Bovine control officers - dallas cowboys
Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged - white trash
Certified astrological consultant - crackpot
Certified crystal therapist - crackpot
Certified past-life regression hypnotist - crackpot
Chemically challenged - drug addict
Chronologically gifted - old
Client of the correctional system - prisoner
Codependent - finger-pointer
Constructivist feminist psychotherapy - psychobabble
Creatively re-dyed - stained
Cyclically challenged - having pms
Differently organized - messy
Differently-brained - stupid
Domestic engineer - housewife
Economically disadvantaged - welfare bum
Economically marginalized - poor
Energy-efficient - off
Environmentally correct human - dead
Equal opportunity employee - bisexual hooker
Erectionally challenged - impotent
Ethnically homogenous area - ghetto or barrio
Facially challenged - ugly
Factually unencumbered - ignorant
Female gender biased - prefers women who shave their legs
Financially inept - po'
Flight attendant - stewardess
Follically independent - bald
Genetically discriminating - racist
Geological correction - earthquake
Gerontologically advanced - old
Grammatically challenged - one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
Horizontally challenged - thin
Horizontally gifted - fat
In denial - unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened in recovery - drunk/junkie
Intellectually impaired - stupid
Living impaired - dead
Melanin-impoverished - white
Monetarily challenged - poor
Morally handicapped - someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone
Motivationally dispossessed - lazy
Musically delayed - tone deaf
Nasally gifted - runny nose
Nasally gifted - large nose
Ontologically challenged - fictional or mythological
Osmotically challenged - thirsty
Other aged - too old/young
Outdoor urban dwellers - homeless
Person of substance - fat
Petroleum transfer technician - gas station attendent
Photonically non-receptive - blind
Racially challenged - butt-white american
Residentially flexible - homeless
Rhythmically challenged - white boy
Rustically inclined - redneck
Sanitation engineer - garbage man
Sex care provider - prostitute
Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual - dirty old man
Socially separated - convict
Street activity index - crime rate
Structurally challenged - broken
Suffering from a sex addiction (female) - slut
Uniquely coordinated - clumsy
Uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path - loser
Vertically challenged - short
Youth group - gang
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