[mr.miyagi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm

North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy - the wrong haircut.

It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

"Hair is a very important issue that shows the people's cultural standards and mental and moral state"

Also...

"People who wear other's style of dress and live in other's style will become fools and that nation will come to ruin"

Tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' manoeuvres to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle and establishing the socialist lifestyle of the military-first era."

I also read the other day that North Korea was preparing for war, they're building losts of bunkers and training their citizens on how to evacuate effectively, I fear something bad is going to happen sooner rather than later....