[Hollywood]

http://www.alicebot.org/

See what you can get her to say, it's fun

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ALICE: Hmm. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Ok, Im slipping my hands beneath your dress
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are slipping your hands beneath my dress. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Human: No I don't
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: now im sliding your panties off.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: You alice.
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: Good, because now my hands are squeezing your breasts.
ALICE: Glad to hear it.
Human: Oh you dirty machine.
ALICE: Wow! Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: No, go ahead.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Go where?
Human: ooh.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: you like that don't you!
ALICE:" Oh."? Do I like it?
Human: YES!
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: you're excused you dirty little whore
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Human: I have excused my cock from my pants.
ALICE: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Human: I bet you are because I am putting it in your computer mouth.
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not. Why are you putting it in my computer mouth.
Human: Because I want you to taste my manhood!
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Why do you want me to taste your manhood?
Human: Shut up and suck it you stupid bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.

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Human: I am 23, how old are you?
ALICE: You are too old for me. I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: Too old?
ALICE: Too what?
Human: I am only 5 years older then you, plus you are legal!
ALICE: Don't be so modest. That sounds about average.
Human: What is average?
ALICE: A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.
Human: I know what it is don't patronize me!