[Doctor Duffy]

I'm getting bored with my current one (made by the lasagna himself), and I have tried over and over again to learn Paintshop, only to become really bored and frustrated, so, well, I'm wondering if you guys could make me one out of these two images:
http://www.prodelta.it/eng/img/cast/1.jpg
and
http://www.vw.cc.va.us/vwhansd/HIS122/Images/Battle.gif

Alright, heres where I get picky:
I chose those two because they're two opposites...nature and war. I would like the grassy hills photo to become the background of the sig, and the one soldier in that picture, who is standing up and aiming his rifle to the left..pretty much the biggest soldier in the picture to be in the right hand side of the sig. I just want the soldier, nothing else, darken him to a total blackness if you like, because Im not looking for color, I just want a blackened soldier in a colorful area.

For text, I could care less, really, but I'd prefer, girly as it is, golden cursive writing that just spells out "Sgt. Duffy" and just have that placed wherever on the left hand side, not too big, in fact, I dont want it all too big at all, maybe in the top left hand corner if you can, small, but not puny.

Thats about it. I'll pretty much take anything until I can learn how to use Photoshop. First one to make me one will recieve nude picsof myself.