"Convert to Lithuanianism in 10 easy steps"

1) Play basketball frequently
2) Play soccer frequently
3) Make sure you burn any american things in your home
4) Get a job working construction
5) Believe that your country is greater than any other country
6) Hate black people for no apparent reason
7) Hate Jewish people because they are greedy
8) Stereotype everyone
9) Be hypocritical about everything
10) Always be jealous of people that do better than you in life

Written by me, a 100% Lithuanian, for kicks