[Hawke]

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/

Look towards the bottom:

• CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!'
Thursday September 8, 2005, Weekly World News

• NUCLEAR ROCKET LAUNCHED AT 'UFO'
Tuesday September 6, 2005, Weekly World News

also:

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/200 ... 20010.html

The • CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!' made me rofl.

[fake, i know. but funny]

ps

[url=http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474:dde92]RIVER OF BEER IN GERMANY[/url:dde92]