You can read episode outlines for the new show here:
[url=http://www.nunsgonewild.net/stevesoft/startrek/1.html:7ea50]http://www.paramount.com/startrek/vortex/portal=1033&id=2[/url:7ea50]
when will they let it DIE??
Obviously this is a joke, but these things are DAMN FUNNY. Especially Episode 4