[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK, so my mates are both loved up like weaklings on their girlfriends & it's a Friday night. One said he was gana come out & party with me but now he's pussy whipped & isn't coming...

That leaves moi to go out & try & find some hoes all alone, but I've done it before & can usually find someone to hang with. Unfortunately I don't like doing it kus it means I have to hang around at the bar by myself like a desperate loser/billy no mates trying to find people I know. You also can't depend on who you hang with, last week I bumped into a girl I knew & was planning to spend the whole night chatting her up but after I paid the entrance fee the ho left me & walked off to chat to some guy.

What does the Fluff do? Go out & party alone or sit at home eatin oats & watchin Quincy?

I jus got a text from some girl I know is going but I duno if I can depend on her either...