[Da_Bian]

Tonight I got an extra special bonus in my cola.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/ ... atpoo1.jpg
Looks like rat poo to me.
I sucked it up through my straw (unknowingly of course) and spat this thing out.
IT WAS IN MY MOUTH!! YUCK!!
It didn't taste like poo. It doesn't smell like poo. But it sure looks like poo!!

I won't say where I bought the cola from just yet. I'll let you guess for now.
We have phoned the establishment already. A manager called us back offering a VIP card or some petty thing. They're going to phone us back again tomorrow to discuss the matter more.

I still can't get the feeling out of my head. That little rat poo, the size of a pea, rolling around in my mouth, touching my tongue, my teeth... YUCK! I almost barfed. I still might.

I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?