[Chronic Diarrhea]

I was in Wal Mart just now getting toothpaste, shampoo, things like that. They then played a commercial song promoting their back to school sales. Here is how the song went:

*cue phat beatz*

*cue inner city ghetto-fabulous kid*

"back...back..ba..ba...b..b..b..back....to...schoo l! Get yo stuff decked out! (I'm not lying about this line, although I wish I were) Get yo pencils...p..pp..pp..paper (yeah!)

I almost just left everything I had gathered in my cart and left, but I had already spent too much time in there (4 seconds). Wal-Mart is retarded. I mean, do they think that kind of promoting is going to get parents to buy products from them? It's stupid, it promotes retardism.