[Hitler's lost testicle]

Yeah, I admit it: I'm a newbie. MOHAA is my first game. Ever.

So one question: Why would an experienced player want to play on a newbie server?

I see it all the time -- guys so much better than the rest of us getting cheap kicks picking off the new players.

I've got one word for that: lame.

And I've heard all the excuses: "I'm new to MOHAA. I've just played Quake/Unreal/Whatever" or "I'm new, I just have good eye-hand coordination," or "I'm just a naturally good shot."

Wonderful. Then it's time for you to move on. A true newbie is someone who can't play well. I don't care whether it's because of lack of experience, eye-hand coordination or whatever.

So if you've got 20 kills and 3 deaths, I think that's an indication.

I'm still on the B Team, dude. Please go play varsity.