The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread! -
09-09-2002, 11:42 AM
I'm sure this already has ben made, but eh, oh well.
HOW WOULD YOU TORTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN ONCE HE WAS CAPTURED?
I would keep him in a cage just big enough for him to sit in. Take a piss on him to wake him up in the morning, feed him a square meal of 3 rats per day, and let him drink toilet water. About every six hours or so, I would send in "Mongo" to play with him for about 30 seconds. If he became heavily injured, I would bring him to a medic for healing so he couldn't die (after all, death is their overall greatest achivement!) Daily activitys would include shaving & showering, watching pornos, and making hm part of a Sept 11th exhibit, where all visitors get one free stone to do with as you please! biggrin:
We're still hunting you down, you Quickie-mart bastard!
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