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Default Female Warning Sign - 04-10-2003, 07:05 AM

Just something funny to read, goes along the lines of my female math problem i posted a while back.

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Default 04-10-2003, 07:24 AM

So true biggrin:
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 07:58 AM

Funny, but older than Bob Hope's bag.


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Default 04-10-2003, 11:25 AM

My science teacher told us something like that.
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 12:04 PM

About signs:

Did you know that in Germany, they have parking spaces, especially reserved for women? They actually put a sign next to it, designating it as a parking space for women. I believe they are larger and closer to the building (supermarkets etc.), too.

When I asked my German roommate why this is the case, he said: Yes man, we take good care of our women...
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 04:47 PM

Or because they cant drive and need the larger spaces. ANd that is very old but yet so funny
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 07:10 PM

yea the germans dont want their expensive cars getting fuked up by some biatch that cant drive
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 07:33 PM

That deserves to be on a poster or a t shirt
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 07:43 PM

it is
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 09:06 PM

Lmao thats hilarious
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 09:40 PM

thats old oOo:
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Default 04-10-2003, 10:33 PM

Women...you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them !!


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Default 04-10-2003, 10:38 PM

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About signs:

Did you know that in Germany, they have parking spaces, especially reserved for women? They actually put a sign next to it, designating it as a parking space for women. I believe they are larger and closer to the building (supermarkets etc.), too.

When I asked my German roommate why this is the case, he said: Yes man, we take good care of our women...
They usually only have parking spaces for women near Apartments, or a place they would most likely walk in alone too. There was a ton of raping going on, so that's why they do it.
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 11:27 PM

i thought german women were buff and could kick ur ass if you tried any of the funny shit oOo:
  
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Default 04-10-2003, 11:33 PM

Me too. But, I guess a good lead pipe to the back of the head could solve that?
  
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