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Default GF Christmas Gift - 11-22-2003, 07:18 PM

uh ya, i got a girlfriend now from the starting of september, weve hung out about 5 times a week ever since then, so were kinda heavy, but i got no clue what to get her. ive tried looking but everything i think of is kinda corney. she pretty hot, but not the kinda girl that is full of herself, alittle sporty too (i got a thing for that), but not a butch, about avril lavigne size. i think shes gonna get me something expensive so i dont wanna get her something cheap, even tho she said she doesnt care. i dont have a clue oOo:
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 07:19 PM

Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 07:25 PM

Animal , I never thought of you as a romantic......

Excelent advice there sir.
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 07:36 PM

roses, chocolates, and sex. dont get her jewelry unless you are absolutely a hundred percent positive she likes it, otherwise, shell pawn it. dinner at a nice place isnt too bad either. get her a nice jacket or sweater.
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 07:37 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":bc77e]Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well[/quote:bc77e]

lol, she actually wants one.
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 07:41 PM

Well, there you go.
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:10 PM

gold bracelet and dimond studded earrings?


  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:12 PM

Why not a Porche while youre at it? oOo:



  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:12 PM

G unit spinner oOo:



  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:14 PM

get her a copy of CoD. if she doesn't want, say you'll take it. if you don't want it, send it to me. biggrin:
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:34 PM

[quote="con Brio":a957a]get her a copy of CoD. if she doesn't want, say you'll take it. if you don't want it, send it to me. biggrin:[/quote:a957a]

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way to scam there man ... rock:
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:54 PM

Get her some 'Blow Job' vouchers.

This way, she can 'spend' her vouchers anytime she wants to give you a BJ.

I'm sure she'd love it.
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 08:57 PM

haha, animals suggestion was good biggrin:
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 09:24 PM

give her anal, that the best gift you could give her


if not, then just get her something like a watch, or something like that, a nice watch not a timex
  
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Default 11-22-2003, 10:53 PM

Why not give her an STD for a present.....Perfect.
  
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