[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":a5b41][quote=Merlin122]
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					Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":a5b41
					
				 my last ex is a fucking bitch. too bad i relized it 2 weeks after going out with her. only time iv talke dto her is when she yelled at me a week or so ago for saying a sexist joke to a friend of mine. she came over & started bitching me out about how im a sexist pig & shit. | 
	
 tell us the joke[/quote:a5b41]
why does the bride wear white? because the dishwasher should always match the stove & fridge.[/quote:a5b41]
lol heres another.
Why are womens feet so small. So they can stand closer to the sink.   oOo: