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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC
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Funny jokes, i mean funny jokes and interesting facts -
09-23-2004, 07:50 PM
Alright I don't make it back here much because I'm pretty busy all the time. But anyways everyday at mess we sit at tables 6 freshman (knobs) and 2 upper classmen (mess carvers). We have to do all sorts of shit at the table before we're allowed to ask permission to eat. Anyways part of our daily mess ritual is to come up with mess facts to entertain our mess carvers while they eat. Basicly we tell them facts and if asked tell them jokes, if the facts/jokes are good we get rewarded and can eat more or something good and if they suck we are punished, like they make us eat something shitty, take our food, or make us do something extremely embaressing (but funny as hell). Anyways, if anyone here has a funny joke or some interesting facts (especially movies, sports, and military facts) post them, I'll use them and if I have time or if something worth while happens from an upperclassmens reaction to it, I'll post and tell you about it.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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09-23-2004, 07:51 PM
[img]http://www.menshealth.gr/id/files/5636/Gay%20Speedo%20Muscles.jpg[/img]
i see you love gay country already
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
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09-23-2004, 07:54 PM
And we wonder how Abu Gharab came about don't we....
wait wait wait i got one.
How many citadel attendee's does it take to torture an Iraqi prisoner ?
jking) I know no one from the citadel ever did that)
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,701
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: - XFire - apocalypse416
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09-23-2004, 07:58 PM
I think my moniter at lunch is a nazi. I coulda swore i saw a Swastika tatoo on her back. She weighs about 4 pounds. If you throw out something, and your more than 1 foot from the garbage can, the SS will come in and shoot you. If you try and cut, snipers are everywhere, and machine guns come out of the ceiling. We have to be dead silent go and buy our lunch (probably cuz shes praying to hitler.)
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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09-23-2004, 08:00 PM
It's cool that you tell us these stories dude.
Still, it seems like they put you through alot of shit. Im too much of a punk to take too much shit like that. Id probably be sot or beat before my term finishes.
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Senior Member
Posts: 261
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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09-23-2004, 08:03 PM
[img]http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zFJB4WtcNUryOhj1fDeBEouYmBaSF1dGgnPXma pHo6auSf1C6k23CLhyeJaD-IcVQvFztkErEtdMg/00.jpg?MdToken=4206852596644754[/img]
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
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09-23-2004, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by quzemoto
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,337
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Nashvegas
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09-23-2004, 08:10 PM
[quote="Short Hand":224e4]
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Originally Posted by quzemoto
[img]http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zFJB4WtcNUryOhj1fDeBEouYmBaSF1dGgnPXma pHo6auSf1C6k23CLhyeJaD-IcVQvFztkErEtdMg/00.jpg?MdToken=4206852596644754[/img]
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happy:[/quote:224e4]
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
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09-23-2004, 08:26 PM
what would eames be 60 years ago?
....a.........nazi........
oOo: oOo:
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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09-23-2004, 09:04 PM
how gay, what if you are hungry and want to eat your dinner w/o pretending you are a dolphin doing tricks? why dont you just eat your dinner? dont put up with that shit, if you want to eat, then eat. how much are you spending on tuition to play fraternity games?
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,670
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Outskirts of Rochester, Ny
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09-23-2004, 09:10 PM
Omg eames said the n word once, he must hail satan and believe in hitler. You knobs are about as original as can be arnt ya? Go listen to your new greenday cd and stfu.
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Senior Member
Posts: 6,541
Join Date: Feb 2003
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09-23-2004, 09:16 PM
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
NACHO CHEESE
loool, who ever posted that before (forgot the name)GG
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Major
Posts: 6,418
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canada
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09-23-2004, 09:22 PM
whats the diffrence between a duck and a tree?
who cares your mom is a whore
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,106
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southern Westchester, New York
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09-23-2004, 09:26 PM
[quote="@/\/G3L":6940c][quote="Short Hand":6940c]
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Originally Posted by quzemoto
[img]http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zFJB4WtcNUryOhj1fDeBEouYmBaSF1dGgnPXma pHo6auSf1C6k23CLhyeJaD-IcVQvFztkErEtdMg/00.jpg?MdToken=4206852596644754[/img]
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happy:[/quote:6940c]
ROFL[/quote:6940c]
alaska is boning you in the ass so stfu. |
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Senior Member
Posts: 429
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: cleaning himmlers galant, because i am his bitch
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09-23-2004, 09:36 PM
Frats are gay? oOo:
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