you, robot.....i, refund.

philadelphia killing mach · **you, robot.....i, refund. -** 12-31-2004, 10:01 AM

piece of shit movie. producers, please pull isaac asimov's name other than 'contributing technician' (for the original theory of the three laws of robotics).

3 laws of I, Robot (2004)
1. when owning a robotic arm, excersise it in the morning; it makes perfect sense and is not a cheap slap in the idiot audience's face (SLAP 'LOOK STUPID, THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER')
2. when pulling out a 10g+ spin, automatically go into a straight line at 90 degrees to the spin (massive fishtailing would exhibit loss of control, distrust in the hero's leadership abilities).
3. when robots are attaching en masse, all robots must follow the #1 rule of kung fu movies....attack one at a time even though there are 5 thousand of you and only one hero.

thank god the bill hicks concert in chicago 89 DVD is being deliverd next.

Zoner · 12-31-2004, 10:14 AM

My sister-in-law bought this for me for Xmas.

Ok...
1. It was not on my list becasue it was supposed to suck ass;
2. You bought the "Full Screen" version;
3. You aren't allowed to buy me DVDs again.

rolleyes:

Judas · 12-31-2004, 10:20 AM

i liked it ... calmdown: ed:

Zoner · 12-31-2004, 10:22 AM

Actually, it wasn't near as bad as I thought it was gonna be. It at least looked and sounded great on the home theater.

I was just disappointed that I didn't get "Spiderman 2" or the Denis Leary DVD set I was hoping to get.

philadelphia killing mach · 12-31-2004, 10:41 AM

spiderman II took the superman II "i don't want to be a superhero anymore, i want the girl" route........D-

Milla · 12-31-2004, 10:42 AM

I liked I, Robot alot actually. I got Spiderman 2, Collateral, Dodgeball, I, robot on dvd. All are good movies. But for some reason...Spiderman 2 gets pretty damn boring at times.

Zoner · 12-31-2004, 10:58 AM

I liked Spidey 2. The hospital scene with Doc Ock is classic Raimi. The scene LOOKED like something from Evil Dead...complete with chainsaw. Too cool.

Milla · 12-31-2004, 10:59 AM

Oh dont' get me wrong, its a great movie, but some parts seemed to be dragging on a little to long, ya know what i mean? Some parts there was just too much chit chat.

Zoner · 12-31-2004, 11:00 AM

Agreed. beer:

Judas · 12-31-2004, 11:34 AM

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her wet t shot in the first one made the whole movie.

Godsmack · 12-31-2004, 11:36 AM

Im not into them kinds of movies...... plus you see will's asssss in it from what I heard so I think ill skip on that movie

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-31-2004, 11:39 AM

Bleh, It was a pretty horendous movie IMO.

Bleuachdu · 12-31-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

My sister-in-law bought this for me for Xmas.

Ok...
1. It was not on my list becasue it was supposed to suck ass;
2. You bought the "Full Screen" version;
3. You aren't allowed to buy me DVDs again.

rolleyes:

[img]http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/fired.jpg[/img]

Jin-Roh · 12-31-2004, 01:02 PM

I liked I, Robot... oOo:
But I guess if I had read the book first, it would be shit.

Bucknub · 12-31-2004, 05:38 PM

good thing I DLed that.