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				06-17-2005, 10:36 AM
			
			
			
		 
               
 On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts:  "May contain traces of peanuts"
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				06-17-2005, 04:36 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
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				06-17-2005, 05:05 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts:  "May contain traces of peanuts"
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				06-17-2005, 05:06 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only." |  Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank.  oOo: 
            
               
   
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				06-17-2005, 05:37 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
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				06-17-2005, 05:47 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only." |  Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank.  oOo: |  FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy: |  
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				06-17-2005, 05:50 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only." |  Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank.  oOo: |  FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy: |  WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?! |  
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				06-17-2005, 05:53 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
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				06-17-2005, 06:02 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 Black ppl celebrate christmas... |  QUANZA!!!!111 |  
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				06-17-2005, 06:04 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 Black ppl celebrate christmas... |  QUANZA!!!!111 |   dance: |  
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				06-17-2005, 06:14 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 Black ppl celebrate christmas... |  QUANZA!!!!111 |   dance: |  lol |  
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				06-17-2005, 06:21 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only." |  Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank.  oOo: |  FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy: |  WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?! |  Then we dump some petrol into the tank light it and the fish can like it. 
            
               
   
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		| Originally Posted by Nyck But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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				06-17-2005, 09:42 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 On Sears hair dryer:Do not use while sleeping...
 
 On a Japanese food processor:
 Not to be used for the other use...
 
 On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
 Instructions: open packet, eat nuts...
 
 On a Swedish chain saw:
 Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals...
 
 On a knife sharpener:
 Caution: knives are sharp...
 
 Rules on a tram in Prague:
 Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted...
 
 On a toaster:
 Do not use underwater...
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				06-17-2005, 10:28 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 On a pediatric thermometer...
 "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:
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				06-17-2005, 11:02 PM
			
			
			
		 
               
 
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				 On a pediatric thermometer...
 "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:
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Fuck, I need to read the box more carefully. wallbash: |  
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