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Captain
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11-04-2005, 03:48 PM
See? yet another reason to build a birds nest !!
The world is my urinal
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Major
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11-04-2005, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
See? yet another reason to build a birds nest !!
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Exactly, putting toilet paper on the seat is the solution, i dont care if it isnt manly i dont much fancy laying my ass where thousands and thousands of other sweaty asses have also layed.
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General of the Army
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11-04-2005, 04:47 PM
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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Major
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11-04-2005, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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Captain
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11-04-2005, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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He's a redneck, remember ??
The world is my urinal
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General of the Army
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11-04-2005, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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yea and most places disinfect their shitter.
Btw have you seen how some of those utensils are washed?
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General of the Army
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11-04-2005, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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yea and most places disinfect their shitter.
Btw have you seen how some of those utensils are washed?
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Over here your restaurant gets shutdown if the dishes aren't washed at a certain temperature, in order to kill all bacteria....I'd hope that would be the case over there too. ed:
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Captain
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11-04-2005, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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yea and most places disinfect their shitter.
Btw have you seen how some of those utensils are washed?
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Over here your restaurant gets shutdown if the dishes aren't washed at a certain temperature, in order to kill all bacteria....I'd hope that would be the case over there too. ed:
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Most restaurants do it anyway regardless of a law, just because of lawsuits and what have you.
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11-04-2005, 11:53 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":e57c4]I cant believe how much of a germaphobe (is that a word?) some of you are. If you gotta go you go. What are you going to do? Hold it till you get home?[/quote:e57c4]
I either use a toilet seat waxy, or cover it in toilet paper, I clean those things DAILY for a profession.. THE LAST thing you would ever want to do it sit on them with flesh to plastic. WHY ?
1. I have had to clean blood off of the rim, women seem to let their period out anywhere in there...
2. GUYZ miss at home, and they just don't give a shit in a store. The seat is covered in piss by 8pm when i get there. most sticky and yellow.
3. I find fecal matter on the insdie edge of the seat daily./.....
4. People tend to spit on it.....
5. That toilet seat has seen more ass then the vilage bycicle.
6.GERMS !!. fecal matter, + expired urine, + women river juice = dirt. Sit on it if you like, but I will cover up. beer:
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Captain
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11-05-2005, 12:00 AM
i wipe the seat with toilet paper and then put the sanitary paper ontop afterwards. im not gonna sit in some dudes piss.
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Senior Member
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11-05-2005, 12:03 AM
I dont really care, Im not going to let some guys physical contact with a toilet seat keep me from emptying my bowels. I was constipated last summer, and was in incredible pain - I drink, like, 2 quarts of water a day now, and crap often.
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Major General
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11-05-2005, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:
Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Nyck
pussys...you eat with forks in public that gay men have gobbled cocks and stuck that same fork in their mouth. the same spoon that granny just swallowed gramps fat wadd in her mouth etc.
I will shit where I want and when I want.
if the world is arkans urinal consider it my shitter
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i dont know where you're eating, but at most places they wash forks after each use..........
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He's a redneck, remember ??
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The dishwashers up there clean utencils with their toungs.
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Major General
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11-05-2005, 12:43 AM
I would like to inform the whole forum that I just finished taking a crap. I had to triple layer the seat with double-folded toilet paper (in essence 6 sheets of thin paper on the seat)
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Senior Member
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11-05-2005, 01:11 AM
you probably contracted herpies tho.
you should take your silverware in there with you next time and rub them around on your balls, then have a nice plate of roast beef and potatoes.
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Major General
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Location: University Park, PA
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11-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
you probably contracted herpies tho.
you should take your silverware in there with you next time and rub them around on your balls, then have a nice plate of roast beef and potatoes.
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lmao
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