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Default Come Backs - 11-10-2002, 07:15 PM

Just thinking, next time someone ever calls you a pussy, twat, tit, cunt or woman.
Instead of feeling insulted just reply "Well you know what they say, you are what you eat" cool:
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 07:19 PM

i just say ur mom.
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 07:22 PM

dude i heard that yesterday

what if soemone calls u a dick?
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 07:24 PM

my fave comeback: some lamer: fuck you
me: ohh! the language! do you blow your father with that mouth?
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 07:26 PM

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dude i heard that yesterday

what if soemone calls u a dick?
Germ, you can still reply "Well you know what they say, you are what you eat"
  
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Default Re: Come Backs - 11-10-2002, 07:26 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":65682]Just thinking, next time someone ever calls you a pussy, twat, tit, cunt or woman.
Instead of feeling insulted just reply "Well you know what they say, you are what you eat" cool:[/quote:65682]
Dickhead!
  
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Default Re: Come Backs - 11-10-2002, 07:42 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":25c3a][quote="Captain Bunny":25c3a]Just thinking, next time someone ever calls you a pussy, twat, tit, cunt or woman.
Instead of feeling insulted just reply "Well you know what they say, you are what you eat" cool:[/quote:25c3a]
Dickhead![/quote:25c3a]


Ohh youre right, my dickhead is showing, i better buy longer trousers.
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 11:23 PM

what if soemone calls u an asshole? u cant reply with u are what u eat cause u cant eat assholes.
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 11:25 PM

Here's a little inspiration: [url:78c5d]http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/dirty/2443.html[/url:78c5d]
  
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Default 11-10-2002, 11:27 PM

[quote:357b9]i just say ur mom.[/quote:357b9]

And you wonder why you hate the world?
  
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Default 11-11-2002, 06:22 AM

well if someone does have a comeback against you its very simple.. "If I wanted your come back I'd scrape the back of your moms throat."
  
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Default 11-11-2002, 06:24 AM

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":fb4db]well if someone does have a comeback against you its very simple.. "If I wanted your come back I'd scrape the back of your moms throat."[/quote:fb4db]

biggrin: biggrin:
  
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Default 11-11-2002, 07:05 AM

i comeback with my fist lol biggrin:

no, really ill just use one of these that you guys have said
  
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Default 11-11-2002, 07:10 AM

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what if soemone calls u an asshole? u cant reply with u are what u eat cause u cant eat assholes.
you don't watch fear factor do you
  
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Default 11-11-2002, 07:14 AM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":48cd5]do you blow your father with that mouth?[/quote:48cd5]

I love that line. Tony Soprano rules.


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