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Default 01-22-2003, 10:05 PM

mmmm...7
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 10:06 PM

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Damn, Innoxx, think you might need to get your eyes checked.

I'd give her an 8 or 9.
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 10:31 PM

a 2
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 10:36 PM

9

23 if I'm drunk.
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 11:10 PM

...that big-titted sow makes my pee-pee all pointy...I'll bet
she could suck a golf ball thru a length of garden hose! eek:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/041401-32.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 11:13 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":88801]...that big-titted sow makes my pee-pee all pointy...I'll bet
she could suck a golf ball thru a length of garden hose! eek:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/041401-32.jpg[/img][/quote:88801]

My critque on this alley cat.....
Take away her horns and leathergear and what you got? A fat chick with bad skin. Not even Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon can fix the genetic mix-up on her face.
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 11:24 PM

Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon can fix things?...since when..?

(Eric Clapton: Coccaine?...must be the version with Germ on rhythm)
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 05:14 AM

9...

Originally a 7 but she gets 2 bunus points for dressing like a demon.


  
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Default 01-23-2003, 05:17 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":79053]...that big-titted sow makes my pee-pee all pointy...I'll bet
she could suck a golf ball thru a length of garden hose! eek:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/041401-32.jpg[/img][/quote:79053]


[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/hitit.gif[/img]

Shes not exactly fat but she has some meat on her. Probably better than those anoraxic models everyones bored of seeing with the usual 100% fake tits.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 08:41 AM

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My critque on this alley cat.....
Take away her horns and leathergear and what you got? A fat chick with bad skin. Not even Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon can fix the genetic mix-up on her face.
Whos lookin at her face?
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 08:49 AM

id give her............ oh about 3" of limp dick and the best 12 seconds of her life.


  
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Default 01-23-2003, 09:08 AM

She looks like she relies on those boobs a bit too much. The nose has issues, take a close look at it. I bet a side profile would show a honker.

I give her a six cuz I am feeling nice today.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:25 AM

Man, I really don't get you guys sometimes, heh

So, let's say you just took her pic, and she says to you "Want to go back to my place and do some sinning?" You would say no? Come on now.. .
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:29 AM

if that pussy looks anything like the rest of her, then shit. i would hit it till my dick fell off (no comments on this please lol). biggrin:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 11:10 AM

she said that to me, I'd sin so much the devil would blush!
  
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