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Default 01-23-2003, 11:14 AM

I'd do all my sinning with her doggy-style. evil:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 11:18 AM

[quote="Dr. Deleto":aef1d]she said that to me, I'd sin so much the devil would blush![/quote:aef1d]

[quote:aef1d]I'd do all my sinning with her doggy-style.[/quote:aef1d]

Now that's more like it! heh
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx
My critque on this alley cat.....
Take away her horns and leathergear and what you got? A fat chick with bad skin. Not even Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon can fix the genetic mix-up on her face.
Now I KNOW you need to get your eyes checked Innoxx.
Her, fat, no way! I bet she doesn't weight more than 120 to 130 pounds at the most.

And I don't see anything wrong with her face.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 01:17 PM

[quote="redhawk_six":d9caf]
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
My critque on this alley cat.....
Take away her horns and leathergear and what you got? A fat chick with bad skin. Not even Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon can fix the genetic mix-up on her face.
Now I KNOW you need to get your eyes checked Innoxx.
Her, fat, no way! I bet she doesn't weight more than 120 to 130 pounds at the most.

And I don't see anything wrong with her face.[/quote:d9caf]

I think innoxx has been beating the meat too much lately, starting to affect his vision. biggrin:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 01:58 PM

[quote="-SpLiT-":06122]6 thats all she aint bad but face is kinda funky looking[/quote:06122]

Thats what the brown paper bags are for -Split-
Ill say and 8.5. She's got a decent pair of DSL's
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 02:13 PM

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Default 01-24-2003, 12:56 AM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/041401-32.jpg[/img]

This is why we fight, Gentlemen.
Normally a 6 or 7...but certainly in the realms of 8, or even 9 with that costume...damn! biggrin:
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 12:58 AM

10

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/041401-32.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:00 AM

Also, for my education, can someone post a picture/link of this 'Flutegirl' that i've been hearing so much about?

*Captain Wilkins prays that "Flutegirl" isn't related to "Tubgirl"*
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:00 AM

I still stand firmly at 5.
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:02 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":f9c6b]Also, for my education, can someone post a picture/link of this 'Flutegirl' that i've been hearing so much about?

*Captain Wilkins prays that "Flutegirl" isn't related to "Tubgirl"*[/quote:f9c6b]
[img]http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/CskinAmPieHannigan.gif[/img]

AKA. Buckweed.
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:04 AM

omfg......
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:43 AM

Innoxx, I have to support you. This is undoubtedly a 5 on her best evening, which this most likely was. Let's analyze:

Her breasts, first off, are obviously fake. Observe the all-too-perfect symmetry.

Secondly, her face. And this is what kills it. It's obvious she has the make-up caked on, and God save the soul who has to wake up and roll over to see what is beneath her powdery mask in the morning.

No, gentlemen. So long as we are sober, on this we shall pass. For there are greater things that await us. Such as bikini models and the Coors Light twins. God bless football.



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Default 01-24-2003, 03:24 AM

Oh shit... Sober... Yeah sober i'd say 6 or 7. Not saying i wouldnt hit a 6 or 7... One night stands are still allowed right?
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 03:37 AM

I never fucked a ten! but one night, I fucked five twos, and I think that 'ought to count.
  
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