**UPDATE ON FRENCH** Hot off the Presses!!

Big Jake · **UPDATE ON FRENCH** Hot off the Presses!! - 02-21-2003, 01:59 PM

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Today, George W Bush held a surprise press conference on the grounds of the White House. We will now play back what he talked about.

"My fellow Americans, I have come to you today with the sad news that under much thought, and mostly the war protesters pissing all over my front lawn, that we WILL NOT invade Iraq. Instead, we will invade France instead. For many years now, we have endured plenty of their pitiful language as well as put up with their snobbish behavior so it is with great pleasure that I have ordered what remaining troops we have in England, and Germany to invade Euro Disney and from there, establish a command point. England, Mexico, and Canada have agreed to help us. Not out of the kindness of their hearts but because they are our bitches and do what they are told.

From Euro Disney, we will go out and drink all the French wine we can get our hands on. Casualities will be extremely light since all the French will be expected to surrender within an hour of the invasion. If we have any wounded men it will be because they have drunk too much wine and once again, used their tanks for demolition derby. Oh those crazy guys!!
Paris will become New New York. Since the people that live there are assholes, they should fit right in with the present society of New Yorkers.
If they piss us off too much, with the women and their hairy armpits and the men, with the only fighting they know how to do..I'm talking about waving your fists at people.
Then we will nuke the city! Would you miss it?

The invasion will begin in under 3 hours. Since the French are going to surrender anyway, I have no problem sharing this plan with the rest of the world. Who needs the French anyway?? We saved their asses in WWI and WWII and what thanks did we get?? We get cologne called Oui de toilet
Speaking of which, I do owe the toilet and I'm going to make a deposit. Goodnight America, and God Bless"

{1CAB}ThiRTeeN · 02-21-2003, 02:06 PM

ROLFMOTO!!! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

geRV · 02-21-2003, 02:07 PM

little amuses the retarded, think that says enough for this thread. oOo:

MrLevinstein · 02-21-2003, 02:07 PM

[quote="{1CAB}ThiRTeeN":38487]ROLFMOTO!!! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:[/quote:38487]

en ingles porfavor

Colonel Klink · 02-21-2003, 02:07 PM

I hope they are ready?
They have been training how to drop rifles, say Surrender in English, and raise their new White Flag.

Innoxx · 02-21-2003, 02:11 PM

Fuck, more "patriots". I love patriots, but I hate "patriots".

geRV · 02-21-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

Fuck, more "patriots". I love patriots, but I hate "patriots".

Yup, theyre obviously serving their country well with these retarded jokes. oOo:

MrLevinstein · 02-21-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

Fuck, more "patriots". I love patriots, but I hate "patriots".

There is a differnce between a true patriot and some kid who makes fun of a country because he doesnt live there. Not all americans are like this

Innoxx · 02-21-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesnacki

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

Fuck, more "patriots". I love patriots, but I hate "patriots".

There is a differnce between a true patriot and some kid who makes fun of a country because he doesnt live there. Not all americans are like this

I sure hope not. I hate people who are so blinded by patriotism they think their country is superior to all. Pre 1945 Germany thought like that. Same with the USSR.

MrLevinstein · 02-21-2003, 02:24 PM

its just that americans are bred to believe they are superior than most people. But some people take it way to far.

Colonel Klink · 02-21-2003, 02:25 PM

[Sarcasm]HAIL BUSH! RULER OF THE WORLD![/sarcasm] biggrin: mwah:

Big Jake · 02-21-2003, 02:25 PM

Did I say our country was more superior? No I didn't and if you notice, I didn't just make fun of the French, I made fun of our President = USA
And its all meant in fun. Don't get your panties tied in a knot

Colonel Klink · 02-21-2003, 02:26 PM

[quote="Big Jake":e56dd]Did I say our country was more superior? No I didn't and if you notice, I didn't just make fun of the French, I made fun of our President = USA
And its all meant in fun. Don't get your panties tied in a knot[/quote:e56dd]

Yes, even some of us right-wingers here have a sence of humor.

MrLevinstein · 02-21-2003, 02:27 PM

[quote="Colonel Klink":c3ee5][Sarcasm]HAIL BUSH! RULER OF THE WORLD![/sarcasm] biggrin: mwah:[/quote:c3ee5]
hake: this is exactly what were talking about smartass

Colonel Klink · 02-21-2003, 02:36 PM

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