[Argon]

5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up
and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my T.V is like my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The T.V Evangelists keeps my spiritual
side company and it makes me feel so good. The Comedies make me laugh, and I
feel so happy with my T.V as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the t.v and
the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs to get the picture
in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the T.V hoping to
fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When
he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello son, is your grandmother home?"
The little boy replied, "Yea, she's home. She's in her bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

angel:

[redhawk_six]

happy:

ed:

[Bazooka_Joe]

Ehh . . .not bad heh