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Default Daily Laff! - 05-07-2003, 08:19 PM

This rough looking tart goes into a sex shop...

Rough tart "I wanta get a dildo.."
Store owner: "Certainly, why not pick from our selection on the wall there"
Rough tart: "....ok, I'll take that red one there."
Store owner: "...erm, that's a fire-extinguisher......."


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Default 05-07-2003, 08:21 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/funnymissingmilkcarton.png[/img]


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 05-07-2003, 08:22 PM

oOo:
corny but a little humorous
  
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Default Re: Daily Laff! - 05-07-2003, 08:24 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c52b8]This rough looking tart goes into a sex shop...

Rough tart "I wanta get a dildo.."
Store owner: "Certainly, why not pick from our selection on the wall there"
Rough tart: "....ok, I'll take that red one there."
Store owner: "...erm, that's a fire-extinguisher......."


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I'm just going to laugh hysterically.


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAaAhhaaahaha-ahha..ah...ahh.*passes out on floor*
  
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Default 05-07-2003, 09:09 PM

hahahahha

Good One
  
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Default 05-07-2003, 09:30 PM

Bob Sagget humor strikes, once again.
  
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Default 05-07-2003, 09:41 PM

holy shit...lol


  
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Default 05-07-2003, 11:01 PM

*/me looks around*

Where is teh funnae? biggrin:
  
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