A little dilema... - Page 3

KTOG · 05-18-2003, 12:22 AM

Don't tell anyone, just play it as a joke.

Innoxx · 05-18-2003, 12:35 AM

Alright, here's the dilly-yo-yo. I talked to him earlier today about the panty incident, I asked him "Why?" he said that ever since he was a kid he was attracted to the feminine smell, he can't stop himself. He'd smell his mother's and his sister's panties.

At this point I am thoroughly creeped out. I asked him "Have you tried seeking therapy for this?" and he said no. So I gave him a phone number of a good therapist I used to see back in the day and he'd promise to check it out.

Now, I don't think I'm gonna tell my girl. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, maybe I'll tell her later on when he's long gone. Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Anwho, case closed. Court is ajourned.

Old Reliable · 05-18-2003, 12:38 AM

thats so nasty, sniffing panties...what in the fuck

05-18-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

He'd smell his mother's and his sister's panties.

OH MY GAWD! ed:

ninty · 05-18-2003, 12:49 AM

Maybe we should have mandatory service for a year or two once your out of high school and then there wouldn't be so many fucked up people.

Although, we might end up with more fucked up people.

Eight Ace · 05-18-2003, 01:24 AM

...aah jeez, so all he wanted was a quick sniff before he did her laundry..?!
and now that poor homo's on garbage detail.. hake: ...how very Sims.

Arkan · 05-20-2003, 01:30 AM

I'm a lil' confused here. You have a gay roommate who sniffs your g/fs panties? The whole fucking scene is awkward....sounds like some kinky 3 way shit is going on over there !! You sure he's not humpin' your girl when you're not around?

Eight Ace · 05-20-2003, 01:38 AM

...your right Arkan, he's got the scent...he'll find the lair,
that's when the shit could hit the fan...you know, if there are "gymnastics" involved..... hake:

Bazooka_Joe · 05-20-2003, 09:07 AM

In all seriousness, try to convince your girlfriend to hit on him, and see how he reacts.

LoneGunner87 · 05-20-2003, 10:31 AM

Beat him up then say good job your becoming ungay.

Bucknub · 05-20-2003, 10:44 AM

man.. if that was my situation... Id play a joke on his ass

I would take some mars bars or reese peanut butter cups.. take my girls panties and smush and smeer the chocolate bars in them, so it looks like she took a massive dump in her underwear, then i would place them in the laundry basket

next time he does the laundry and decides to sniff her panties, it will get a very big surprise, and maybe now, he will avoid her altogether.

Innoxx · 05-20-2003, 11:06 AM

Good idea Joe, I'll try that.

Flutey, he's on garbage detail now.

Totenkopf · 05-20-2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Innoxx

Alright, here's the dilly-yo-yo. I talked to him earlier today about the panty incident, I asked him "Why?" he said that ever since he was a kid he was attracted to the feminine smell, he can't stop himself. He'd smell his mother's and his sister's panties.

At this point I am thoroughly creeped out. I asked him "Have you tried seeking therapy for this?" and he said no. So I gave him a phone number of a good therapist I used to see back in the day and he'd promise to check it out.

Now, I don't think I'm gonna tell my girl. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, maybe I'll tell her later on when he's long gone. Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Anwho, case closed. Court is ajourned.

Buddy, my advice.....seek another roomie.

gtboys34 · 05-20-2003, 04:32 PM

Ok innox, if u think u have a bad gay roomate, u should see my gay roomate, and hell at least ure a female. This guy is super raw(all bads words in 1) he has the be the most horrible roomate in the freakin world, and somehow he lives wit me now mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:. I cant express in words how "raw" this guy is, but he's freakin horrible. Ok, ill state a few(FEW) annoying habbits of his; this guy freakin sings to american idol really really loud, and doesn't clean up behind himself very much, walks around the house naked, and is crosseyed, so i dont know when he's looking at me mwah:. Those were only a few of his habbits. Oh btw, this guys name is Daryl Weatherspoon(black guy), so if u ever see this fool use ure best judgement M16: M16: M16: M16: M16:

gtboys34 · 05-20-2003, 04:35 PM

bigzooka: bigzooka: fire2: fire2: fire2: bigzooka: fire1: fire1: M16: M16: eatthis: bigzooka: bigzooka: bigzooka: dang i mean use the whole freakin emoticon army b/c its necessary