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Join Date: Feb 2003
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10-10-2003, 09:58 PM
I wouldnt mind hearing some of the best time you had in bootcamp. Like beating a guy in the night because he made you do pushups or something like that.
Some funny things the DI's said.
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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10-10-2003, 11:09 PM
The DI loved to say "what if i walked over there and ripped out your soul through your fucking rib cage"
"the forces of god are stopping me from walking over there and snapping your arm off"
"come on you fat lazy bastard, i bet if there was a hotdog stand at the finish line your fat ass would be dusting everybody."
And one funny ass thing was, we were crossing a street (my platoon) and we posted road guards, and there was a blue sticker on this cars windshield which = officer. So the road guard brings up a salute to the car. Well my senior drill instructor goes "paige what are you saluting?" and he goes "officers car sir!" and the SDI says "...theres nobody in it dumb ass, you dont salute an empty car" lol i was fucking lmao.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,292
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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10-10-2003, 11:15 PM
VEE HAF HEARD JOO... HEARD JOOO CALLINGGGGGG IN THE NIIIIGHT
Chairperson, Coastal Carolina Students for Ron Paul 2008
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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10-10-2003, 11:32 PM
Milla!
Didn't you do any LMG's, GPMG's, grenades, or SRAAW?
I'm qualified on C7A1 Assault Rifle, C9 LMG, C6 GPMG, M67 Frag Grenades and 84mm Carl Gustav.
Or do the marines just get to hover around and practice amphibous assaults? biggrin:
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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10-10-2003, 11:33 PM
Oh another line the DI loved to say when someone was getting ready to pass out from standing at attention for so long or on a long run was "i have a feeling hes gonna go tits up and get the silver bullet"
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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10-10-2003, 11:44 PM
Hi Fag. biggrin:
WB Dude! How's your arse? You do any shovelling with the chaps?
GG Coming back for me, lover.
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Senior Member
Posts: 8,033
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: motherland
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10-10-2003, 11:44 PM
did he pull any full metal jacket lines?
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Senior Member
Posts: 628
Join Date: May 2003
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10-11-2003, 12:31 AM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":b97fa]
And one funny ass thing was, we were crossing a street (my platoon) and we posted road guards, and there was a blue sticker on this cars windshield which = officer. So the road guard brings up a salute to the car. Well my senior drill instructor goes "paige what are you saluting?" and he goes "officers car sir!" and the SDI says "...theres nobody in it dumb ass, you dont salute an empty car" lol i was fucking lmao.[/quote:b97fa]
LOL OMG HAHAHA!!!!
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Senior Member
Posts: 8,792
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hans-AlbinVonReitzenstein
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10-11-2003, 12:37 AM
whos back ?
freak:
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,158
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gatineau, Qc, Canada
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10-11-2003, 02:59 AM
Meh.
Give me 3 minutes with *any* weapon and I will be "qualified" to rape you
all with it ;-)
That or a stick of some sort... biggrin:
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Senior Member
Posts: 12,585
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY, USA
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10-11-2003, 03:48 AM
Welcome back & congrats man! Keep up on your PT: if you slack, you'll never reach standards again! happy:
PS: did you learn how to sleep with one eye open? sleeping: fire1:
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,630
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Belgium
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10-11-2003, 04:23 AM
welcome back miller
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General of the Army
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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10-11-2003, 07:51 AM
What division ru in?
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Plymouth, Massachusetts
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10-11-2003, 08:45 AM
welcome back
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10-11-2003, 09:07 AM
hi man!! rock:
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