[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

Post who you think people on this forum are & what you think you are.

I recon I'm this; [img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/BigCat.jpg[/img]

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

[SoLiDUS]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame17.html

I'd like to think I'm the leet Philosopher... but I'll settle for Big Cat

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame82.html

[Fireal]

i am

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame76.html

[Zen]

Awsome site Fluffy ,

I think we have a little of everything here.

I'm gonna put these out as I see em , so if I upset anyone..... sorry.

First off :

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Grunter.jpg[/img]


Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material . Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple "Yeah!". "Get a life.", "Whatever", "I agree." "Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.

This is Definatly Machette.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Bong.jpg[/img]

Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.

This is Gilbert

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Palooka2.jpg[/img]

Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.

I don't know how many people will remember him but this is Slaggg ,
He was a up-front guy , and I like that. But he always started a fight and LOST.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Nanny.jpg[/img]

Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions and makes it his mission to see to it that everyone behaves. While he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally rather slow to anger. Nanny rarely wades into pitched battles, rather he simply pulls the plug on combatants. Often Nanny becomes the unwitting ally to the intrigues of Rat and Crybaby.

Zoner....

Give me a bit to look closer and I think I can come up with more....lol.

Oh and Solidus , you are a Royal baby.

[HeadUp]

without a doubt this is me
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Bong.jpg[/img]

[Zen]

Ok ,

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Jerk.jpg[/img]

Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth.

This is Animal ( as he once was )


[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Yukyuk.jpg[/img]

Apparently there is no joke too lame, too lurid or too inappropriate for Yuk Yuk, and he's absolutely determined to share with you every gobbet of stale drollery, every tired urban legend and every goofy web site on the internet. Yuk Yuk seldom contributes to any discussion, preferring instead to forward witticisms and bon mots culled from his voluminous archive. Of course, should other Warriors object to his off topic inanities they are accused of lacking a sense of humor.

That would be NyckMSS , A little 8Ace in there too.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Enfant.jpg[/img]

L'Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing.

This is almost Tripper , but Tripper has a wit about him that should be included.

[Zen]

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Nitpick.jpg[/img]

Nitpick compensates for his general weakness as a Warrior by pouncing on errors, however irrelevant to the discussion, and using them to discredit the enemy. For example, if his opponent in a sports forum conflict casually mentioned the Cubs' 4-2 victory in the 1908 World Series, Nitpick would quickly counterattack with something like, "4-2 !? Any moron knows the Cubs won the Series 4-1! Someone so ignorant about baseball history can't possibly know anything about salary caps!" Even if the minor point is conceded Nitpick will return to it whenever pressed in the main arena of battle. Nitpick can be easily bested by even Rottweiler Puppy, but he is very tenacious and will never admit defeat. Nitpick is a close ally of Artful Dodger.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Archivist.jpg[/img]

Archivist saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very effective and fearsome Warrior.

We have so many of these I cannot even begin to list names , you know if you fit into this catagory.

[Bucknub]

Weenie - GERARD

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Netweenie.jpg[/img]



Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers him that everyone isn't as sensitive as he. A soi-disant male feminist, he not only cares deeply about women's issues, he's concerned about poverty, people of color, gay rights and sea turtles. Weenie strives to be politically correct at all times and is ever vigilant against anti progressive attitudes. Weenie is always solicitous towards the oppressed classes, but will lash out viciously at retrograde brutes such as Deacon and Troglodyte.

So damn true

[JBird]

this has got to be one of the best posts/finds of the new yr! outstanding site! very interesting and full of irony/humor rock:

"Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him."


you cant help immediately conjuring up your'e aa.com memories when you read these! happy:

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame23.html

simo ^ ed: happy:

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame50.html

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Potty.jpg[/img]

Compost has few weapons at his disposal and must resort to expletives and gross vulgarities to amplify his rhetorical thrusts. His tactical approach can occasionally rout Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against other Warriors. Combatants know when he has spent the fury of his attack when he suggests that his opponent's mother is a professional sexual services provider (although he will put it in different terms). Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly eject him from the forum.

^ Blitz biggrin:

[ninty]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame32.html

This was me moreso a few months back. Maybe a year ago, but It probably still applies.

[Bucknub]

EVERY PERSON ON THE INTERNET

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Lonely.jpg[/img]

[quote:40289]Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation can drive him to do battle just for the human contact. Compassion dictates that we shouldn't get too upset with his antics. Nonetheless, Lonely Guy can be very fierce. Remember, he has nothing better to do than stew over real or imagined insults. CAUTION: If Lonely Guy is also a Propeller Head he may retaliate with e mail bombing, anonymous spamming, electronic stalking and other techie mischief.
[/quote:40289]

[JBird]

hah im still reading all of them...great site, he has almost all of the internet persona's there

[JBird]

just thought i'd bump this thread here, you know, one that contains actual content and is interesting....

freak:

[Unknown_Sniper]

yup im god I dont even have to knnow what god is to know I am god. bow before me idiots
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/God.jpg[/img]