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Default 05-28-2004, 08:01 PM
He won a few medals in WW1......He was also very capable at playing the bass with his penis.
  
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wasnt he shot in the butt?
  
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He never drank or smoked in his life, accomplishment?
  
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He was a vegetarian and had one testicle. See, if you are a vegetarian, you will turn out to be a murderous dictator. Eat meat.
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 08:05 PM
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wasnt he shot in the butt?
no, close though; you're thinking of forest gump. He was attacked with VX poison gas. survived sadly. There were many times in his life where he should have died but didn't. When he was going to be born his mother wanted an abortion but the doctor talked his mother out of it.
  
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"Life will find a way" happy:
  
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He made the moustache fashionable.
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 08:43 PM
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wasnt he shot in the butt?
no, close though; you're thinking of forest gump. He was attacked with VX poison gas. survived sadly. There were many times in his life where he should have died but didn't. When he was going to be born his mother wanted an abortion but the doctor talked his mother out of it.
The doctor should have known the lil bastard would grow up to become the most evil dictator of all time. Its all the doctors fault that WWII happened.
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 09:35 PM
pretty sure he:

made geromany's economy better than ever...

had scientists that invented synthetic rubber (plastic), gas made from oil (like we use now), rocket fuel... among others...

so really he didn't accomplish much hinself, except the ability to 'hire' the right people...

he also gave us income tax, the fucker...
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 09:41 PM
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pretty sure he:

made geromany's economy better than ever...

had scientists that invented synthetic rubber (plastic), gas made from oil (like we use now), rocket fuel... among others...

so really he didn't accomplish much hinself, except the ability to 'hire' the right people...

he also gave us income tax, the fucker...
actually, it was an american that tested the first liquid based rocket fuel in America. He just had a bunch of scientists work on the V-2 project...but then again, he technically didn't accomplish that himself.
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 09:44 PM
Did extrodinary expirements on the body at concentration camps, and documented them. Could have helped in the Medical Field...showing the bodies weaknesses etc
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 10:03 PM
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...and allowed the US to become a world superpower.
And what's so wrong with that?
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 10:04 PM
he rose form a buck corporal to commander in chief in one promotion, I don't think anyone has bested that yet oOo:
  
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