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Default 07-29-2004, 10:33 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":c84c1]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:c84c1]ask the dude from American Pie 2.
  
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how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.[/quote:f16d8]

Tantra.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 11:49 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":6a6bf]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:6a6bf]

Eat meat, or work on your 'swing'.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 11:53 PM
how the fuck can u have no sex drive oOo:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 11:54 PM
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how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.
Tantra.[/quote:690dc]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 12:17 AM
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I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
Must be a damn small tent. Make sure it doesnt break.
  
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how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.
Tantra.[/quote:6e8d3]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.[/quote:6e8d3]

Left sack slave, right sack master. DO NOT CONFIGURE OTHERWISE.
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 05:00 AM
we..talked until two
and then she said
it's time for bed
I..blew where I stood
isn't it good
Norwegian morning pron wood... calmdown:
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 07:12 AM
Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.

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Default 07-30-2004, 08:38 AM
ok so I should eat meat? no wonder why
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 11:28 AM
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Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.
i dont know why, but when i read that i got sick....ugh...
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 11:30 AM
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Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.
i dont know why, but when i read that i got sick....ugh...

becasue toilet seats are nasty
  
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Default 07-30-2004, 11:46 AM
Don't do that in a PUBLIC toilet, you retards.

If your home toilet is as nasty as a public toilet, you've got some sanitation issues.

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Default 07-30-2004, 11:56 AM
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Don't do that in a PUBLIC toilet, you retards.

If your home toilet is as nasty as a public toilet, you've got some sanitation issues.
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