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10-01-2004, 03:04 PM
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Brigadier General
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10-01-2004, 03:06 PM
[quote:e5d89]Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. [/quote:e5d89]
DURRRRRRRR WTF !?!?!?!?!?
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General of the Army
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Location: Ireland
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10-01-2004, 03:11 PM
[quote:8a853]Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. [/quote:8a853]
Duh no shit? oOo:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Senior Member
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10-01-2004, 05:35 PM
[quote:10608]Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. [/quote:10608]
Hes is the smartest man alive
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Senior Member
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10-01-2004, 05:48 PM
[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":97389][quote:97389]Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. [/quote:97389]
Hes is the smartest man alive[/quote:97389]
omg smartypants
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Corporal
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10-01-2004, 09:00 PM
The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Yes, but I thought that was from working so much.
Lower back pain Yes...but I thought that was from riding my shitty scooter to work and back.
Stress / Anxiety ...yes...thats from work and not enough money...
Thinning hair / Hair Loss isn't my hairloss a genetic thing?
Soft / Weak Erection ok, looks like i'm safe here, mines as hard as a steal rode
Premature Ejaculation only when i'm super horny and gonna do it in my womans butt
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision well, that usually happens when its late at night
Groin / Testicular Pain only if i pull too hard
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone nope, looks like i'm safe!
PHEW! I guess I can keep at it 2 times a day! I don't have all the symptoms!
YAY! oOo:
Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
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Colonel
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10-01-2004, 09:04 PM
im scared, someone hold me.
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1st Lieutenant
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10-01-2004, 09:11 PM
:hump: freak:
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Senior Member
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10-01-2004, 09:47 PM
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im scared, someone hold me.
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dont worry honey, itl be alright *hug* |
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Brigadier General
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10-01-2004, 10:37 PM
so what is a healthy amount of jacking ?
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Major General
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10-01-2004, 11:42 PM
[quote="Da_Bian":9c199]The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Yes, but I thought that was from working so much.[/quote:9c199]
ROFL SO DID I!!!!! rock:
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General of the Army
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10-01-2004, 11:44 PM
its all bullshit click the try it yourself next to fuzzy vision its all dumb..or wait
OMG I JACK OFF TOO MUCH
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Major General
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10-02-2004, 07:27 AM
My vision is fuzzy.
[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/Sad.png[/img]
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Brigadier General
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10-02-2004, 11:11 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8b1e1]My vision is fuzzy.
[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/Sad.png[/img][/quote:8b1e1]
spank:
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Sergeant
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10-02-2004, 12:31 PM
It's also been known to cause a pissed off wife when she is cleaning the shower and the drain is polluted with my byproduct.
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