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Default 12-20-2004, 10:01 AM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":f2885]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:f2885]-1...And go sit in the corner
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 10:07 AM

Ever hear of Kleenex, man? eek:

You don't need to pound one into the linen every time your dick gets hard.


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Default 12-20-2004, 10:11 AM

LoL, I was just kidding. Gave off a gross thought, huh?
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 10:13 AM

GTFO, ya sick bastard...
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 10:28 AM

i suggest masturbation with a good heap of a535
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 10:32 AM

...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 11:11 AM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e14c0]...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.[/quote:e14c0]

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Default 12-20-2004, 12:28 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ed43c]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:ed43c]

nice oOo:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 12:51 PM

I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:01 PM

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Default 12-20-2004, 01:26 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":a2e35]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:a2e35]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:31 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":32daf][quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":32daf]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:32daf]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.[/quote:32daf]If you can penetrate Mr.buttocks, you can penetrate reinforced concrete on a bad day.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:42 PM

I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:56 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":18d99]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:18d99]
ear hole?
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 02:24 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":39241]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:39241]

You jack off to dead gators...
  
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