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Default 02-07-2005, 06:08 PM

One guy that I use to go to school with tried to kill himself. It was over some girl or soemthing. He tied a rope around his neck, but when he jumped of the balcony it broke, and he feel and broke a leg. It gose something like that. Not even sure if ti is true, just what The Duke heard.
  
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Default 02-07-2005, 06:16 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":59209]maybe you should stfu, people that try to kill themselves need help not to be made fun of.[/quote:59209]

I'm guessing you know this from personal experience? Cross the street.. cross the street...



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Default 02-07-2005, 06:20 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":c8a30]maybe you should stfu, people that try to kill themselves need help not to be made fun of.[/quote:c8a30]

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Default 02-07-2005, 06:20 PM

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maybe you should stfu, people that try to kill themselves need help not to be made fun of.
buy a penis off the CS:S buy menu[/quote:249bb]ROFLMAO happy:



  
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Default 02-07-2005, 06:23 PM

Somebody photoshop an eyepatch on that pic.
  
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Default 02-07-2005, 06:31 PM

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how do you commit suicide by gouging your eye?
Well you try taking out your brain without a gun or something explosive. Eye is the easiest way in the skull. Shove something in the eye socket and up through the brain, and you're good to go. Literally.
  
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Default 02-07-2005, 09:05 PM

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According to sources close to the singer, he was then moved to a lower floor and locked in his room, where he injured himself by gauging out his own eye.


"I was told he wanted to commit suicide and stabbed his eye out," K-Sly told Billboard. "He was telling people he was Jesus and wanted to go home to his Father."


ok, thats it, just stop right there. hes nuts.
Or hes done mucho drugs.
  
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Default 02-07-2005, 09:05 PM

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how do you commit suicide by gouging your eye?
Well you try taking out your brain without a gun or something explosive. Eye is the easiest way in the skull. Shove something in the eye socket and up through the brain, and you're good to go. Literally.

or maybe loose a lot of blood? oOo:


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Default 02-08-2005, 06:00 AM

"...he injured himself by gauging out his own eye."

Stupid fucks. Try "gouging".

This is last week's news, too. I wonder how many pounds of drugs he was on.


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Default 02-08-2005, 06:05 AM

Iallways laugh when people try to kill themselves and fail. Some kid at school tried to run himself over with a lawnmower rolleyes: . all he did was fuck up his foot.
  
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Default 02-08-2005, 07:37 AM

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Default 02-08-2005, 08:02 AM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":75457]Iallways laugh when people try to kill themselves and fail. Some kid at school tried to run himself over with a lawnmower rolleyes: . all he did was fuck up his foot.[/quote:75457]

LMAO. Suicide by lawnmower - sounds painful annoy:

And Houston was obvioiusly insane. I guess all that fame got to him. rolleyes:
  
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Default 02-08-2005, 08:24 AM

I tried to kill myself by injecting myself with insane amounts of cat puke.
  
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Default 02-08-2005, 01:24 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":18f9a]maybe you should stfu, people that try to kill themselves need help not to be made fun of.[/quote:18f9a]

Agreed.


  
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Default 02-08-2005, 01:28 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":da51e]I tried to kill myself by injecting myself with insane amounts of cat puke.[/quote:da51e]
roflroflWSGEDSAH
SDGHAEFHSEDHFAFHADFH
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