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fleshlight...dont have one nub...p.s i deleted my porn ed: happy:
  
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Default 02-20-2005, 03:23 PM

wtf?!


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Default 02-20-2005, 04:03 PM

Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.
  
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!kb PKM, master of manifesting the status of a complete and utter fucksickle.
  
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Default 02-20-2005, 04:58 PM

I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.



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I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.



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Default 02-20-2005, 05:15 PM

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I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.



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Default 02-20-2005, 05:39 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":47e72]Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.[/quote:47e72]

Your dad sounds like a complete fucking asshole. If some dude spit in my face while I was doing my job, I think I'd have to run his ass down with the out-of-warranty rototiller. annoy:
  
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Default 02-20-2005, 06:31 PM

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that we are chief, just remember that when you see a midnight green jersey walking at you next time.
  
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