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Default Glock Glock Cop - 03-08-2005, 11:57 AM

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Default 03-08-2005, 12:04 PM

LOL what a fucking dumbass, he even checked the breach and still said it was empty, not exactly hard to see a round in the magazine. oOo:

My glock handling > his....i think a 12 year old woulda had more of a clue than him.




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Default 03-08-2005, 12:12 PM

LOL I love his little speech leading up to the point when he shoots


and how does a gun go off no easily? I heard it takes a tough squeeze to pull a trigger.
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 12:15 PM

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LOL I love his little speech leading up to the point when he shoots


and how does a gun go off no easily? I heard it takes a tough squeeze to pull a trigger.
Varies from gun to gun, glocks only take a slight pull to get the shot off, other guns it takes you to pull harder.




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Default 03-08-2005, 12:19 PM

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and how does a gun go off no easily? I heard it takes a tough squeeze to pull a trigger.

alot of people get trigger jobs too, this will lesson the amount of pull needed to discharge the weapon. The reason this is done is that it is easier to stay on target with a lighter trigger pull
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 12:33 PM

he stays pretty calm and collected for a guy that just shot himself... i'm guessing it just grazed him or something...
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 12:35 PM

I like his "Oh snap...DAMMMMMMNNNN" expression when it happened.

and then when he tells that girl to get the other gun and she pulls out a big ass assault rifle, all the kids are like OMFG put it down!!!!!!!


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Default 03-08-2005, 12:41 PM

LOL can't blame them, probably had a full magazine loaded set to full auto ffs. oOo:




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Default 03-08-2005, 01:01 PM

i wouldn't want to take his course in grenade safety...
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 01:10 PM

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i wouldn't want to take his course in grenade safety...
lmao what a tard that guy is.
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 01:19 PM

hahaha and he still goes on with the lecture. "Next well be looking at an assault rifle."PUT IT DOWN!!! hahahaha
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 03:07 PM

Ok, here's my take on it. The guy had a loaded gun in the school (a no no when doing "gun safety") The chamber was in fact empty but.......he had a full magazine in the gun. When he released the slide, a round chambered. The biggest mistake he made besides having live rounds was.....he never removed the magazine.

Gun Safetly rules:

1. Point gun in safe direction
2. Keep finger OUT of trigger housing
3. Remove magazine
4. Rack slide to the rear and physically and visually check for an empty chamber and magazine well

He missed steps 1, 2, 3, and 4. oOo:

I gotta say, up to the part where he called for an assualt weapon, he handled himself rather well for a guy who just shot himself.


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Default 03-08-2005, 04:19 PM

Arkan is exactly right. He shouldn't have had the mag on the pistol when you go to clear the weapon.

Also i'm pretty sure he meant to pull the trigger. I mean, the weapon is cocked, so you have to pull the trigger to release the action. He just forgot the mag was on when he hit the bolt catch.
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 04:35 PM

I like how he says, after this i probably wont be teaching gun safety anymore, then proceeds to ask for an assault rifle.
  
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Default 03-08-2005, 04:38 PM

I've gone down to the shooting range a good 25 times, and not once have I ever had an accidental discharge on any weapon I was handling.

Wtf, and this guy is a cop too. oOo:
  
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