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Default 04-08-2005, 04:41 PM

cold myself, might put on a sweater
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 04:44 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":e6e88]cold myself, might put on a sweater[/quote:e6e88]

I put on pants, socks and a shirt...SURFING IN MY UNDERBRITCHES!


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 04-08-2005, 07:17 PM

1962 Buick Specials are..... boobs.
  
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starcraft. boobs. burp.
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 08:46 PM

The.. And the... The.. The and.. And the and... The...



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Default 04-08-2005, 08:51 PM

See Men.
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 08:52 PM

Wish You Were Here (Waters, Gilmour) 5:17

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.


  
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Default 04-08-2005, 08:53 PM

The Doors - The end

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end


  
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Default 04-08-2005, 08:53 PM

Carrol O'Connor fucked Fericjh
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 11:20 PM

Tripper fucked Rosie O' Donell
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 11:26 PM

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Tripper fucked Rosie O' Donell
Swill just sucked my dick....I didn't aim anywhere near its stinky pussy.
  
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Default 04-09-2005, 01:14 AM

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Tripper fucked Rosie O' Donell
Swill just sucked my dick....I didn't aim anywhere near its stinky pussy.
Ewww...
  
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Default 04-09-2005, 07:45 AM

"Hitler, has only one brass ball;
Goering, has two but very small.
Himmler, is very similar;
and poor Goebbels, has no balls, at all"


  
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Default 04-09-2005, 09:42 AM

Wonder if I should go get another Kilkenny.



  
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